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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Angus Oblong","displaytitle":"Angus Oblong","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4764223","titles":{"canonical":"Angus_Oblong","normalized":"Angus Oblong","display":"Angus Oblong"},"pageid":2429440,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Angus_Oblong.jpg/330px-Angus_Oblong.jpg","width":320,"height":493},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d8/Angus_Oblong.jpg","width":632,"height":974},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284342562","tid":"ab3c9d98-1346-11f0-a4d7-d794be8185cb","timestamp":"2025-04-07T00:24:29Z","description":"American writer and illustrator (born 1976)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Oblong","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Oblong?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Oblong?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Angus_Oblong"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Oblong","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Angus_Oblong","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Oblong?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Angus_Oblong"}},"extract":"Angus Oblong is an American writer and illustrator best known for his work Creepy Susie and 13 Other Tragic Tales for Troubled Children (1999) and the 2001 animated television series The Oblongs. The character Milo—which appeared in his Creepy Susie book—was based on a young version of himself; the Milo that appeared on the television show The Oblongs was a less exaggerated version of the character from the book.","extract_html":"
Angus Oblong is an American writer and illustrator best known for his work Creepy Susie and 13 Other Tragic Tales for Troubled Children (1999) and the 2001 animated television series The Oblongs. The character Milo—which appeared in his Creepy Susie book—was based on a young version of himself; the Milo that appeared on the television show The Oblongs was a less exaggerated version of the character from the bo