Sir David Greenaway DL is a British economist. He is professor of economics and was previously the Vice-Chancellor of the University of Nottingham, having succeeded Sir Colin Campbell on 1 October 2008. In September 2016, he announced his decision to retire, and stepped down at the end of September 2017 with Shearer West succeeding Greenaway.
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{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear my pizza joke?","punchline":"Never mind, it's too cheesy.","id":152}
{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?","punchline":"Because they might peel!","id":340}