{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
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Jorge Luis Deschamps Méndez is a Chilean professional footballer who plays as a goalkeeper for Primera División club O'Higgins.
"}{"fact":"At 4 weeks, it is important to play with kittens so that they do not develope a fear of people.","length":95}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.","length":83}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Kay Wiestål","displaytitle":"Kay Wiestål","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6240700","titles":{"canonical":"Kay_Wiestål","normalized":"Kay Wiestål","display":"Kay Wiestål"},"pageid":43821260,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1e/Kay_Wiest%C3%A5l.jpg","width":201,"height":251},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1e/Kay_Wiest%C3%A5l.jpg","width":201,"height":251},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1272656370","tid":"8d982a67-de71-11ef-aba4-1a09aabc7b28","timestamp":"2025-01-29T18:47:56Z","description":"Swedish footballer (1940–2020)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kay_Wiest%C3%A5l","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kay_Wiest%C3%A5l?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kay_Wiest%C3%A5l?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kay_Wiest%C3%A5l"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kay_Wiest%C3%A5l","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Kay_Wiest%C3%A5l","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kay_Wiest%C3%A5l?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kay_Wiest%C3%A5l"}},"extract":"Kay-Arne Arvid Wiestål was a Swedish footballer and entrepreneur.","extract_html":"
Kay-Arne Arvid Wiestål was a Swedish footballer and entrepreneur.
"}{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
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