{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"fact":"Julius Ceasar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon were all afraid of cats.","length":74}
{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
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{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}
{"fact":"Cats' hearing stops at 65 khz (kilohertz); humans' hearing stops at 20 khz.","length":75}
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